Yu

A man chooses ; a slave obeys

Still alive

I’ve landed a week and a half ago , and school started immediately after that . With all the post holiday tests , band practices and heartaches of losing someone you held dearly to your heart , it wasn’t easy to manage my time . I promise that operations shall resume soon

catunong:

I’ll die after when you’re safe.

(via askfranziskavonkarma)

themariahcarey:

saintlukas:

saintlukas:

there was a REALLY hot electrician at work today

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he found this dried up dead snake in the vent and gave it to me

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im in love

he offered you a dead animal. In some religions out there, that’s a wedding proposal.

(via apollojasstice)

sexcake:

THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

sexcake:

THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

(via apollojasstice)

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She wondered how Typhlosion even survived in the wild with such an adorable and naive mindset . However , it was not that bad that he was so cute and naive since he was such a joy . By then the blushing on the Pokemon’s face had been…

The Typhlosion chuckled at the short mention about her cat getting tangled in the carpet like he did.
"Heh ! Well at lease I didn’t get stuck in the middle of the elevator !"
The Pokemon’s ears perk up
"Wait… is your cat friendly ?" The Pokemon met a cat once before, and let’s just say, umm…he doesn’t like cats as much…

" You wouldn’t want to get caught the in middle because I am not willing to get my foot crushed again ! You mean Ser-Pounce-A-Lot ? Well , I suppose he is . On most days all he does is to just lay on the floor and command me to him food. Though he may be lazy , on unexpected days he can be really active . Like the moment you step through the front door the next thing you know a cat has jumped on you and is licking you all over . Why ? Do you have a dislike for cats ? Well I don’t mind shipping him off since all that he does is to just purr . " She questioned the Typhlosion on the matter of cats since those ears of his perked up at the mention of her cat . 

"Heh heh…" The Pokemon listens as the woman answered his question
"heh he sounds nice…I-it’s okay he sounds like a nice cat ! Hmm…? Ueh…I dislike them a little bit, A-a friend of mine has a cat a- and well pretty much Just rounded on me, like jumped on me and felt like it was scratching my face off when It attacked…" The Poor Typhlosion just shakes and whimpers…at the flashback of that furious cat.

Cider flinched slightly when she heard Typhlosion said that his face was scratched by a furious cat . The very thought of having one’s face being scratched off by a cat is plainly disturbing . She certainly would never try to provoke Ser-Pounce-A-Lot again . Finally understanding why people describe the way women fight similar to a cat fight , she spoke .

" I-I see . So , how you react ? What caused the cat to react in such an unpleasant manner ? How did it get off you in the end ? " 

The Pokemon whimpered.
"N-Nothing ! Its owner said because I looked like a dog…and it only tried to protect itself" the Typhlosion’s fur sticks up.
"One of the worst experiences of my life…" The Pokemon shakes himself to get his fur back to normal.

" A dog ? You look more like a cat on fire to me . Did it leave any visible scars on your face ? Oh ! Here we are . " Digging in her bag for her keys , she realized that she actually lost them ! Sighing inwardly , she bent down , lifting the carpet on the floor , removing the spare keys underneath . It was technique that so many people said was stupid that other people would never bother to look underneath the carpet to see if the owners left their keys there .

" Here we go . Ah ! Ser-Pounce-A-Lot ! I don’t need the saliva you used to clean your body on me ! " The impact of the cat jumping onto her body made her lose her balance . Her hands tried to balance her by swinging all around but that simple caused Typhlosion to fall as well .

"Scars yea I still have some but only one, its on my cheek."
The Typhlosion chuckled at her trying to find the spare keys.
this reminds him of his roommate. his roommate would just throw the keys in the plant and no one could ever find them, but only him !

"Woah !"
Then When the cat jumped and licked his owner, she failed to keep balance, so this impact caused him to fall right on his back !
Thank god he wasn’t tall enough to hit the door knob on the back of his head.

Grabbing the cat off her , she turned her head to look at Typhlosion , making sure he was not hurt from the impact while apologizing at the same time . ” Are you alright ? Sorry for that . “

It was not exactly what you call easy while trying to calm a mad cat while talking to someone else . ” I named him Ser-Pounce-A-Lot because I wished that he would pounce more but not this much ! ” God , her cat was always her source of embarrassment and injuries . Cider sometimes could not believe that she spent so much time taking care of Ser-Pounce-A-Lot when she was a young kitten only to be repaid like this , having her face full of saliva and risking being scratched if the cat does not get what she wants . 

turnaboutprosecutor:

dixxon-cider:

turnaboutprosecutor:

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"Hey! Give that back!" Edgeworth lunged for the coat, only to feel it slip through his fingers. "I have no disability! If there is a disability in this room it is you not being able to hold their drink upright!"

God . That grab was so pathetic that even a 5 year old could do even better . Gosh Edgeworth’s movements were so stiff . Has he even exercised in these past few years ? Cider was certain that if Edgeworth ever worked as a criminal he would be caught during the first day since his movements were so stiff that he probably couldn’t even run .

" Disability ? Says the man who let’s his potted plants wear a cravat . Now that is what I call mental disability ! " 

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"… Give me my coat back!!"

" How about you using the cash that’s flooding the bank to buy another one ? Oh and these few strains of your hair are going on sale on eBay." A clear zip-lock bag was retrieved from Cider’s pocket and the few strains of gray hair entered the bag . " Say are you that old ? You’re dropping quite a lot of hair for someone your age . "   

(Source: ask-miles-edgeworth, via ask-miles-edgeworth)

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

(Source: babyhongbin, via thesunwillriseovertroubledwater)

dontgetcomfortable:

A sentence I never thought I would hear.

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She wondered how Typhlosion even survived in the wild with such an adorable and naive mindset . However , it was not that bad that he was so cute and naive since he was such a joy . By then the blushing on the Pokemon’s face had been…

The Typhlosion chuckled at the short mention about her cat getting tangled in the carpet like he did.
"Heh ! Well at lease I didn’t get stuck in the middle of the elevator !"
The Pokemon’s ears perk up
"Wait… is your cat friendly ?" The Pokemon met a cat once before, and let’s just say, umm…he doesn’t like cats as much…

" You wouldn’t want to get caught the in middle because I am not willing to get my foot crushed again ! You mean Ser-Pounce-A-Lot ? Well , I suppose he is . On most days all he does is to just lay on the floor and command me to him food. Though he may be lazy , on unexpected days he can be really active . Like the moment you step through the front door the next thing you know a cat has jumped on you and is licking you all over . Why ? Do you have a dislike for cats ? Well I don’t mind shipping him off since all that he does is to just purr . " She questioned the Typhlosion on the matter of cats since those ears of his perked up at the mention of her cat . 

"Heh heh…" The Pokemon listens as the woman answered his question
"heh he sounds nice…I-it’s okay he sounds like a nice cat ! Hmm…? Ueh…I dislike them a little bit, A-a friend of mine has a cat a- and well pretty much Just rounded on me, like jumped on me and felt like it was scratching my face off when It attacked…" The Poor Typhlosion just shakes and whimpers…at the flashback of that furious cat.

Cider flinched slightly when she heard Typhlosion said that his face was scratched by a furious cat . The very thought of having one’s face being scratched off by a cat is plainly disturbing . She certainly would never try to provoke Ser-Pounce-A-Lot again . Finally understanding why people describe the way women fight similar to a cat fight , she spoke .

" I-I see . So , how you react ? What caused the cat to react in such an unpleasant manner ? How did it get off you in the end ? " 

The Pokemon whimpered.
"N-Nothing ! Its owner said because I looked like a dog…and it only tried to protect itself" the Typhlosion’s fur sticks up.
"One of the worst experiences of my life…" The Pokemon shakes himself to get his fur back to normal.

" A dog ? You look more like a cat on fire to me . Did it leave any visible scars on your face ? Oh ! Here we are . " Digging in her bag for her keys , she realized that she actually lost them ! Sighing inwardly , she bent down , lifting the carpet on the floor , removing the spare keys underneath . It was technique that so many people said was stupid that other people would never bother to look underneath the carpet to see if the owners left their keys there .

" Here we go . Ah ! Ser-Pounce-A-Lot ! I don’t need the saliva you used to clean your body on me ! " The impact of the cat jumping onto her body made her lose her balance . Her hands tried to balance her by swinging all around but that simple caused Typhlosion to fall as well .